Archive for August 2009


Alphabet Galleries: Q is for Quilengues

August 26th, 2009 — 7:06pm

Another snatched gallery–rushing to get out of Angola before our visas expired; we did 2500km in 6 days and still ended up overstaying! The other passengers on our bus to Lubango didn’t mind us stopping at our Q, and the typically crazy youths at the roadside were keen to oblige with the photos.

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DRC: Kinshasa to Matadi

August 25th, 2009 — 7:42pm

We cross the Congo River. Seth is dreading immigration because he has read we may be turned back if we cannot produce an Angolan visa. Why the DRC officials would need proof of our wanting to leave their country is beyond me – the proof will be right there on my face as they scrutinise our passports. It’s not like we want to emigrate. In fact, my heart is full of doom. What the hell are we doing here? I know the troubles of very recent years have been near the Rwanda-DRC border, in Goma, far east of us, but there is something about coming to the DRC for recreational purposes that doesn’t sit well with me. I feel like we’re taking the piss a bit. Like the people here have seen so much, and here we are, travelling through oblivious. I know my folks will be worried sick. My friends, too, though I’ve tried to brush over the DRC part of our plan in conversation. Ultimately, I worry that doing this makes us look naive and arrogant. I worry, too, that it’s dangerous, and wonder when I’ll next feel safe.

The officials behave well. It’s Sunday and they are chilled out. Seth charms them and I stand around smiling like a guppy, and looking quite pale. Kinshasa is deserted. Official taxis don’t exist – a little worrying – but we do find someone to drive us to our chosen hotel. It is too expensive when we reach it. We check in anyway. The courtyard is full of exotic plants and a single baobab. Everything about the place is green. It’s like the jungle in a Rousseau painting. The place is stuffed with journalist types, poring over paperwork with specs on. I’m glad it’s an intriguing place to stay because I have no inclination to go walking in Kinshasa. Seth goes out once, in search of some food supplies and bus tickets to Matadi. He discovers the bus will leave early the next morning. That night we sit in the leafy hotel jungle, drinking Primus beer but too broke to eat dinner. In our room, we eat biscuits and eggs instead.

This little slice of the DRC that we have to cut through to reach Angola is the country’s slimmest section. When we ride to the bus station the next morning, I am seeing Kinshasa properly for the first time. I like all the billboards, and cannot believe how many of them advertise Skol, the type of watery beer you get pissed on as a teenager and a totally bizarre import to Central Africa, in my view. There are lots of open spaces, and there is lots of trash. There are even paths that go through the trash, shortcuts that the locals have trodden down. But the city is not the haven of doom and gloom I had expected. It’s lively, and its outskirts seem to stretch for many miles, like one long bustling market. They have extra vegetables here that we have not seen elsewhere so far – cabbages and leeks – and in one town the locals go crazy over the cassava, sold in bundles of leaves. I relax as the hours pass. There is a nice atmosphere on the bus. We are on the back row, and the man next to Seth is wearing a flat cap. He is friendly. Included in our ticket price are glass bottles of Coke that are handed out by the conductor. A bottle opener gets passed around. The bus goes quiet as we all drink. Flat cap smiles and says to Seth, ‘it’s just like on an aeroplane.’ Towns are small and busy, almost pretty, very green. The countryside is something else, though, and not at all like I expected.

‘It looks like Yorkshire!’ I say to Seth, ‘It looks like the moors.’

The hills are bumpy and a little brown. The sky is overcast and pylons run for miles in both directions. Men are working at the side of the road, cutting grass. I did not think the DRC would look like this. But what did I think it would look like?

We are heading to Matadi, a port city on the Congo River, close to the Angolan border. This is the only place in Africa where we have even the slimmest chance of securing an Angolan visa, and even then it will only be a transit visa, valid for five days. Five days to cross one of the continent’s biggest countries – I don’t think about it because we don’t yet know if we will be issued with the visas in the first place. Like Nigeria’s, the visa for Angola is crucial for our journey. If we can’t get it, we are forced to fly again. Having to fly once was bad enough. I am hoping that I haven’t been having these sleepless nights for no reason.

The road follows the edge of some beautiful steep hills and finally arrives in the city, which looks like an Indian hill station such as Shimla or Darjeeling, in the sense that its buildings seem to tumble down steep hills on all sides. It’s very picturesque, in a scruffy way. Even in such a setting, there are miles of suburbs – shacks that function as bars, shops and houses cling to dusty precipices above the river. It is one of those moments in life. I’m thinking, ‘It’s the DRC. We’re in the DRC.’ And it’s quite beautiful.

A local lady helps us find a hotel, and even helps us take our bags up to our room. I like it straight away because it has a poster of tropical fish on the toilet door, and we have an ante-room with a big TV and the kind of sofas you can curl up in. The best thing about our room is the view though; straight out onto the wide brown Congo River and the port. The window faces west, so we get to see a rare glimpse of the sun in the evening, when it suddenly materialises from the clouds, drops like a big red tomato behind the hills, and is gone. It may be the season, but Central Africa has been a little dark and gloomy; we meet a man that evening who can’t believe how pale we look. He is also a big believer in theories of David Icke and an expert in the subject of the Egyptian Gods. When he finds out Seth’s name, his face drops – he is seriously disturbed.

‘I never in my life thought I would meet someone with this name,’ he confides, frowning, and looking Seth with apparent reassessment.

‘It’s Jewish,’ says Seth, ‘It’s in the Bible. Third son of Adam and Eve.’

‘Maybe,’ says our new acquaintance, ‘but it is also the name of the god of evil and chaos. Hmm.’

What can you say to that? It’s a bit of a conversation killer.

The next day the people who normally work on the boats are on strike. We hope that it will stay peaceful, and it does, but what we are left with is a town full of heated young men with nothing to do, and for the first time in ages I feel quite uncomfortable on the streets. We do a lot of walking on this day, because we are applying for our Angolan visas. We walk to street side photocopiers, and to and from the embassy, and on every street young men make comments to me, very close to my face, especially if I am a few steps in front or behind Seth. It’s an unpleasant atmosphere, and very un-African. By midday, I am feeling frazzled, but the hours we have spent filling out application forms, chatting to fellow applicants, being interviewed and hanging around on plastic garden furniture pay off – we have Angolan transit visas by late afternoon. The urge to hug and kiss the staff at the embassy is huge. Now all we need to do is get to the border.

It rains the next morning as we wait for our bus. It leaves two hours later than we were told to expect. We know that this means we will not get far into Angola tonight, but it is out of our control. On the bus, it’s time for another round of communal coke drinking. This time we are also given sandwiches with a slice of pink rubbery meat in the middle. I discreetly put the meat in a plastic bag and slip it in my satchel to throw away later. (I then forget and find it, squelchy, a week later.) (It will go up there on the list of bizarre/gross things I have had to carry across borders with me over the years, which would also include a bottle of my own pee that I had to carry into Vietnam. That’s probably not the kind of thing to share on the internet, but in my defence, my only other option at the time was bladder rupture. Seriously.)

We are dropped off at a junction where an immigration official takes us under his wing, helping us flag down a ride and accompanying us to the border. There we are looked after by another official who takes our passports and gets them stamped for us. Music from the Bollywood movie ‘Love Story 2050’ is playing in a nearby shop and I can hardly believe my ears. Two boys on bicycles – yes, bicycles – want to ride us over to the Angolan side of the border, several kilometres away. They are expecting us to ride, with our rucksacks etc, on the handlebars. I am not at all keen, but there is no other option. I’m trying to brace myself for yet another country recently torn by civil war; one where landmines pose a problem even now, and where public transport is said to be slow and arduous. We have only five days. Entering Angola balanced on a teenagers bicycle in serious pain seems a fitting way to start out in what could well be one of the most challenging and rewarding countries of our journey.

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Alphabet Galleries: P is for Pointe Noire

August 24th, 2009 — 7:00pm
In theory, you’re not allowed to take photos in the Congo without written authorisation from the minister for tourism… Not a problem in the bush, but in Pointe-Noire, with pick-up trucks of guerrilla-type policemen cruising around, and a scheduled visit from the recently-re-elected president, I thought discretion was the better part of photographic valour, so this is a gallery of the road to Pointe Noire, with a few snatched images from the town itself thrown in, at the bottom.

  • 09AZa6997 Africa Congo Lu Barnham Road Pointe-Noire Women
  • 09AZa6998 Africa Congo Barnham Pointe-Noire Barnham Truck
  • 09AZa7002 Africa Butcher Congo Kid Meat Pointe-Noire Men
  • 09AZa7003 Africa Butcher Congo Meat Road Pointe-Noire Men
  • 09AZa7013 Africa Butcher Congo Meat Road Pointe-Noire Men
  • 09AZa7017 Africa Congo Road Pointe-Noire Transport Truck
  • 09AZa7018 Africa Bus Driver Congo Green Pointe-Noire Truck
  • 09AZa7020 Africa Congo Road Pointe-Noire Transport Truck
  • 09AZa7023 Africa Bus Driver Congo Green Pointe-Noire Truck
  • 09AZa7027 Africa Banana Congo Fresh Fruit Pointe-Noire Truck
  • 09AZa7031 Africa Bus Conductor Bush Meat Congo Pointe-Noire
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  • 09AZb2499 Africa Congo Lu Barnham Road Pointe-Noire Street
  • 09AZb2504 Africa Cats Congo Livestock Road Pointe-Noire
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  • 09AZb2516 Africa Congo Kid Mother Child Pointe-Noire Women
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  • 09AZb2525 Africa Congo Road Pointe-Noire Street Young Men
  • 09AZb2526 Africa Congo Dust Logging Truck Pointe-Noire Truck
  • 09AZa7035 Africa Congo Dust Red Road Pointe-Noire Road Tree
  • 09AZa7041 Africa Congo Dust Logging Truck Pointe-Noire Truck
  • 09AZa7042 Africa Congo Mountain Road Pointe-Noire Valley
  • 09AZa7052 Africa Congo Hotels Road Pointe-Noire Street
  • 09AZa7054 Africa Architecture Buildings Congo Full Body Hotels Individuals Lu Barnham Portraits Road To Pointe-Noire Streets Younger Women
  • 09AZb2530 Africa Congo Dust Mountain Pointe-Noire Dawn
  • 09AZa7059 Africa Congo Dust Logging Truck Pointe-Noire
  • 09AZa7060 Africa Congo Dust Mountain Road Pointe-Noire Dawn
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  • 09AZa7065 Africa Congo Road Pointe-Noire Dawn Truck
  • 09AZa7069 Africa Congo Lu Barnham Pairs Portraits Road To Pointe-Noire Torso Transport Trucks Younger Men Younger Women
  • 09AZa7072 Africa Congo Dust Jungle Peach River Pointe-Noire
  • 09AZa7076 Africa Congo Dust Jungle River Pointe-Noire Valley
  • 09AZa7090 Africa Congo Dust Jungle Pointe-Noire Valley
  • 09AZa7092 Africa Congo Dust Jungle Pointe-Noire Valley
  • 09AZa7094 Africa Congo Dust Jungle Pointe-Noire Valley
  • 09AZa7098 Africa Congo Dust Jungle River Pointe-Noire Valley
  • 09AZa7099 Africa Congo Dust Road To Pointe-Noire Streets
  • 09AZa7105 Africa Congo Dust Road Pointe-Noire Texture Yellow
  • 09AZa7107 Africa Colours Congo Dust Jungle Landscapes Nature Reds Road To Pointe-Noire Roads Transport Trees
  • 09AZa7113 Africa Congo Dust Peaches Road Pointe-Noire
  • 09AZa7120 Africa Congo Dust Jungle Red Pointe-Noire
  • 09AZa7121 Africa Congo Dust Jungle Red Pointe-Noire
  • 09AZa7123 Africa Congo Dust Jungle Red Pointe-Noire
  • 09AZa7130 Africa Congo Dust Jungle Peaches Pointe-Noire
  • 09AZa7134 Africa Congo Dust Peaches Road Pointe-Noire Truck
  • 09AZa7139 Africa Congo Dust Jungle Orange Pointe-Noire
  • 09AZa7142 Africa Congo Dust Peaches Road Pointe-Noire Street
  • 09AZa7143 Africa Congo Dust Peaches Road Pointe-Noire
  • 09AZa7145 Africa Colours Congo Dust Jungle Landscapes Nature Peaches Road To Pointe-Noire Roads Transport Trees
  • 09AZa7150 Africa Congo Dust Jungle Orange Pointe-Noire
  • 09AZa7152 Africa Congo Dust Jungle River Pointe-Noire
  • 09AZa7162 Africa Congo Dust Logging Truck Peach Pointe-Noire
  • 09AZa7165 Africa Congo Dust Jungle Peaches Pointe-Noire
  • 09AZa7166 Africa Congo Logging Truck Mechanics Pointe-Noire
  • 09AZa7170 Africa Congo Dust Peaches Road Pointe-Noire
  • 09AZa7192 Africa Congo Logging Truck Peach Pointe-Noire
  • 09AZa7197 Africa Congo Dust Logging Truck Peach Pointe-Noire
  • 09AZa7198 Africa Congo Road Pointe-Noire Transport Trucks
  • 09AZa7199 Africa Congo Dust Logging Truck Peach Pointe-Noire
  • 09AZa7201 Africa Congo Dust Orange Road Pointe-Noire Street
  • 09AZa7203 Africa Congo Dust Logging Truck Pointe-Noire Truck
  • 09AZa7205 Africa Congo Dust Road Pointe-Noire Texture Yellow
  • 09AZa7207 Africa Congo Dust Orange Road Pointe-Noire Truck
  • 09AZa7210 Africa Congo Dust Road Pointe-Noire Texture Yellow
  • 09AZa7211 Africa Congo Dust Orange Road Pointe-Noire Texture
  • 09AZa7212 Africa Congo Dust Peaches Road Pointe-Noire
  • 09AZa7218 Africa Congo Dust Jungle Road Pointe-Noire Road
  • 09AZa7219 Africa Congo Dust Jungle Peaches Pointe-Noire
  • 09AZa7220 Africa Blue Congo Road Pointe-Noire Street
  • 09AZa7222 Africa Congo Lu Barnham Pointe-Noire Truck Women
  • 09AZa7226 Africa Congo Hunter Road Pointe-Noire Street Men
  • 09AZa7227 Africa Congo Road Pointe-Noire Transport Truck
  • 09AZa7229 Africa Congo Dust Red Road Pointe-Noire Texture
  • 09AZa7230 Africa Colours Congo Dust Jungle Landscapes Nature Oranges Road To Pointe-Noire Roads Transport Trees
  • 09AZa7232 Abstract Africa Colours Congo Details Dust Landscapes Peaches Road To Pointe-Noire Textures
  • 09AZa7237 Abstract Africa Colours Congo Details Dust Landscapes Reds Road To Pointe-Noire Textures
  • 09AZa7240 Abstract Africa Colours Congo Details Dust Landscapes Reds Road To Pointe-Noire Textures
  • 09AZa7241 Abstract Africa Colours Congo Details Dust Landscapes Reds Road To Pointe-Noire Textures
  • 09AZa7244 Africa Congo Dust Jungle Road Pointe-Noire Road
  • 09AZa7245 Africa Congo Dust Orange Road Pointe-Noire Texture
  • 09AZa7246 Abstract Africa Colours Congo Details Dust Landscapes Peaches Road To Pointe-Noire Textures
  • 09AZa7247 Abstract Africa Colours Congo Details Dust Landscapes Peaches Road To Pointe-Noire Textures
  • 09AZa7252 Africa Congo Dust Jungle Landscapes Nature Rivers Road To Pointe-Noire Roads Transport Trees Water
  • 09AZa7255 Africa Cityscape Congo Pointe-Noire Streets
  • 09AZa7257 Africa Cityscape Congo Pointe-Noire Streets
  • 09AZa7261 Africa Cityscape Congo Pointe-Noire Streets
  • 09AZb2541 Africa Blue Congo Pointe-Noire Red Texture Yellow
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  • 09AZb2551 Africa Congo Lu Barnham Pointe-Noire Young Women
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  • 09AZb2560 Africa Blue Congo Kids Pointe-Noire Taxi Wrecks

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Alphabet Galleries: O is for Oyem

August 22nd, 2009 — 6:59pm

Alphabet Galleries: O is for Oyem

  • 09AZa6898 Africa Gabon Lakes Nature Oyem Trees Water
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  • 09AZa6914 Africa Gabon Lu Barnham Oyem Pink Yellow Men Women
  • 09AZa6915 Africa Detail Gabon Green Oyem Red
  • 09AZa6916 Africa Detail Gabon Geometry Greens Oyem
  • 09AZa6919 Africa Gabon Kids Oyem Reds StreetsYellows
  • 09AZa6922 Africa Gabon Oyem Red Street Yellow Young Women
  • 09AZa6923 Africa Gabon Greens Oyem StreetsYounger Women
  • 09AZa6929 Africa Gabon Oyem StreetsYounger Men
  • 09AZa6930 Africa Blue Doorway Gabon Interior Oyem Red Sign
  • 09AZa6935 Africa Gabon Oyem Pinks Shopkeeper Street Men
  • 09AZa6942 Africa Gabon Kids Oyem Pinks StreetYoung Men
  • 09AZa6945 Africa Gabon Lakes Oyem Street Tree Water
  • 09AZb2492 Africa Banana Tree Gabon Nature Oyem
  • 09AZa6946 Africa Gabon Oyem Streets Torso Younger Men
  • 09AZa6948 Africa Full Body Gabon Kids Oyem Streets
  • 09AZb2494 Africa Gabon Lakes Nature Oyem Trees Water
  • Click here to buy at Alamy. Keywords: Africa Bus Conductor Gabon Minibus Oyem Transport MyID: 09AZa69481

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Of Roasted Pangolins, Dead Monkeys and Pilchards

August 21st, 2009 — 11:54pm

The plunge into Central Africa brought us to a string of exotic-sounding places I’d never heard of in my life; places like Oyem, Ndjole, Lambarene, N’dende, Mila-mila, M’banza Kongo,Benguela and Lubango. The few that I had heard of – Brazzaville, Kinshasa, Luanda – did not fill my heart with delight, though there was a little buzz, a small flush of excitement, connected with each, because they seemed like cities of the imagination, places that had seen hard times, were or had been hard to live in, and were visited only by intrepid explorers, coffee swilling journalists and wary expats. The sense of adventure was with us as we headed south, though for me it came with some sleepless nights.

Gabon was easy to travel through until we hit the equator, and the paved jungle road descended into red dust. As a country, it seemed less scruffy and more ‘together’ than Cameroon, with heavier price tags to match. Friendly locals in the border town had helped us get our orientation.

‘This is Gabon!’ exclaimed a young man selling biscuits.

‘This is a sandwich!’ grinned another man close by, waving it at us.

President Bongo had just passed away and Gabon was in an official mourning period that was just winding to a close, after which talk of succession could take place. Big posters on billboards showing Bongo’s image were everywhere. In the countryside and along the edge of the forests, one story wooden slat houses saw the usual rural activity played out around them. Goats grazed and sprung about, chickens pecked in ditches, clothes hung on lines and people headed out with baskets and machetes to harvest fruit while others worked around the home. New to us was the bush meat trade. Roadside trade extended beyond the usual piles of plantain here – over barrels, the occasional dead monkey was laid out for sale, and pangolins hung from wooden frames by their tails. In Oyem, our alphabet ‘O’, we found pangolin on a restaurant menu (‘You know!’ smiled the waiter, ‘the one that curls up into a ball!’) it was not tempting. Seth got a haircut in this town, in a tiny dark barbers full of mirrors and dusty football posters. It looked to me that the barber had accidentally given him a big round bald patch, and for twenty minutes I was genuinely worried. In daylight, however, the bald patch was gone, and what Seth was left with was a classic Kevin-Costner-in-The-Bodyguard cut. Preferable, I think, to a monk-from-The-Name-of-the-Rose cut.

The women in our minibus south to Ndjole spent much of the journey picking on a couple from Equatorial Guinea, because their incomplete paperwork kept slowing us down at police checks. The bad vibe seemed to rub off on the bus itself because the strap attaching all the luggage to the roof snapped and everything fell into the road. For an hour, the women directed their shouting at the bus boys as they attempted to reload, and we sat by the road enjoying the view of Gabon’s thick forests as large hornbills flew over it. A little boy joined us and we threw stones at targets. The cliché about travelling in Africa teaching you patience is absolutely true. I learned lots about patience last summer when walking such a long pilgrimage day by day, too. Hopefully, by September, I will be a patience wizard. The afternoon ticked on, the light began to change. I walked two hundred metres down the road, retrieved a fallen plantain, and brought it back, adding it to the pile for reloading. Finally we got back on
the road, and the scene became stunningly exotic, with the wide brown Ogooue River to our left and whole tunnels of lime green bamboo to pass under. In Ndjole, I bought popcorn from a man in the street with a very old fashioned popping machine, and we ate grilled chicken from a street stall, and drank cheap Regab beer. Everything and everyone in the town was bleached with red dust, and logging trucks roared through the dusty heart of the place. It was a strange town and our being there was strange, too, for the people living there: a double whammy of weirdness.
The same logging lorries that roared through Ndjole also nearly killed us numerous times on the road south to Lambarene. They swung round corners on the wrong side of the road and almost sent us flying into ditches several times. Our share-taxi driver mumbled his disapproval but generally lost himself to the reedy tones of Phil Collins, singing about paradise again, as he always has since we came to Africa. Lambarene, on the Oogue River, would have been a great place to stay, if both of us hadn’t gotten intense food poisoning. (You know it’s a bad place to eat lunch when you see a member of the kitchen staff sticking his finger up his nose to prod a spot, but by then our plates were clean…) Both of us lay hot then cold, green in the cheeks, exhausted from vomiting, in what was a nice hotel with a pleasant balcony we never really got to enjoy. We had chosen it because the guidebook said the owners demonstrated ‘some eccentric behaviour’, and we wanted to know exactly what that meant, but sadly we were too ill to find out and it will remain a mystery. Whenever I closed my eyes, all I could see was road and jungle coming at me, and somewhere echoing in my brain were remnants of the usual minibus songs, about Jehovah, and being covered in the blood of Jesus, and being in-ter-nash-eeo-nal.

The next day, weak and grumpy, we attempted to catch a bus south to the Congolese border. Unfortunately, the white Toyota pick-up truck heading that way already had a full cabin, and the back was half loaded with boxes and luggage. The remaining space – about one by two metres if I’m generous – was occupied by a crush of six people. There was room for two more, insisted the driver. It was not wise for two people who were sick and who had not eaten for 24 hours to ride for many hours on the edge of an overcrowded pickup truck but we climbed apprehensively on board. It was the filthiest journey to date. The woman across from me kept holding her head in her hands and muttering ‘never again’ in French. The bumps meant you had to hold on for dear life, and the rising dust from the red roads coated all of us until, at police checks, we were no longer recognisable against our passport pictures. How the cop kept a straight face while scrutinising so many bright orange faces is beyond me. If you closed your eyes, your eyelids grew so heavy with dust that it was actually hard to open them again. It was impossible not to swallow the stuff, too, when you spoke to someone or coughed. We arrived in N’dende looking like complete freaks, and checked into a motel at a petrol station. After washing away an ocean of orange dirt, it was beer time, and our empty stomachs, having shifted the bug, cried out for food. Crashed out in chairs in the motel bar, we laughed about the day, and a black dog strolled up to us to be petted. When I looked down, it was actually a chimpanzee. ‘Toto, no,’ called the waitress, and it scuttled off. Strange incidents like this are beginning to feel normal.

When it comes to police bribes and corruption, we had always expected central Africa to be the worst. In Nigeria, we didn’t pay a single bribe. Cameroon was bad for it, Gabon comparatively angelic, but northern Congo proved to be something else. Our first experience took the biscuit – or noodles, even. Barely had we stepped into little Ngongo, our very first Congolese town/village when the police had us opening up our bags, laying everything out, and talking them through each item in detail as their eyes shone covetously. It was like a television shopping channel, listening to Seth explaining his GPS while eyeballs goggled. One man was particularly taken by my small collection of Nigerian movies. In his head, they had his name blazoned across them in big letters.

‘These’, he wagged a finger at me, ‘are illegal. It’s illegal to bring them here!’ He was using the fake-stern manner, pulling the fake-stern face, that we have seen so many times on greedy officials out here. I used to do a lot of acting, and I see it as an art form, so when someone is ‘acting’ with me in real life, for the sake of manipulation, I see straight through it and it urks me. I get customers like this occasionally in the bookshop, who pretend to be angry about something to wangle a discount – the faux-huffing and puffing, like little dragons – you can spot it a mile off. It’s hammy. So this official was furrowing his brow at me, jabbing an accusing finger at my petite nollywood selection, and he was about as intimidating as a tuskless walrus in a sunhat, honking along to yellow submarine, but annoyingly these people do have the power to make things difficult for you. I brushed off his talk about the DVDs and continued to unpack when he ordered me to do so, being sure to wave my packs of sanitary towels and tampons in his face.

‘Keep calm,’ whispered Seth, recognising the classic Taurean temper beginning to reveal itself, ‘don’t get impatient with them!’

Meanwhile, the other policeman was very interested in our packs of noodles. ‘You just add hot water’, explained Seth. This will make me sound ridiculous, but the pack in question was my favourite flavour and I had spent some of the morning planning devouring them – cracking a raw egg on top, stirring it in, down the hatch – so when Seth made the (actually wise) decision to give them to the cop, I stood mortified for a moment,, long enough to make my official bark at me to start packing away the big mess they’d forced us to make in their office. It was necessary, too, to hand over a token note in a handshake before we were allowed to progress to the next office. (In Congo, you run the gauntlet of different divisions and at every layer you want to bury your wallet deep in your pocket.) In the second office, we ducked out of the bribe. In the third, we bought our visas, and the officer had no interest in lining his pocket. Ngongo was tiny, dusty and inhabited by more hens than people. We asked when the next vehicle would head south, expecting an answer like ‘3pm.’

‘It’ll be tomorrow morning, 5am’ was the response. This meant a whole afternoon and night in police-ville. The local hotel was a brick block of tiny rooms under one long corrugated iron roof. Cockerels strolled in and out of our room as we made a makeshift lunch, and when we ventured out into the town… village… we found it was only a hundred metres long. Beyond it lay deserted grasslands and dirt road. Walking a little way in the late afternoon light, it was hard to understand we had reached the Congo.

‘Don’t walk as far as the roundabout,’ warned the local kids, ‘there are ghosts.’ Congo’s civil war officially ended in 2003, but security in the country was still a bit patchy. Elections had just been held and the results were widely believed to have been rigged. Ahead of us down that dirt road lay a country with a difficult past, an edgy present and an unpredictable future. I was fairly sure that the only ghosts on the road were metaphorical, but perhaps that made them no less important to consider.

At half four in the morning a horn began to blast on the road outside our room. We both sat bolt upright as someone pounded on the door. For those who have seen the movie ‘Jeepers Creepers’ (scary, but ultimately let down by the hysterically unfrightening use of the namesake song as a recurring theme); remember the first scene, in which the two teenagers are chased by a crazy truck being driven wildly down the road by an insane demon, leaning on the horn, waaaaaap-waaaap? That truck was waiting for us on this particular morning. There was no time to wake up or even to think – we ran to the lorry, were ushered away from its crowded back and into the cabin, where we sat between mike, the angry yet likeable driver, and Joseph, the bespectacled maths teacher. The hours passed and night fused into day. Only after several police checks (and one bribe) did I realise I was wearing my adidas trousers around my neck. There hadn’t been time to pack them. At one stop, loading boys heaved crates of empty beer bottles onto the roof. As though the sight of so many empties offended him, mike cracked open a full bottle and slugged down the full 600ml. Somehow, it didn’t really matter. He and Joseph warmed to us, and enjoyed pointing out oddities along the way – Joseph in the precise detail suited to his profession, and Mike in his loud Jeepers Creepers style. He helped Seth get photos of some men selling a big hunk of gazelle, and then bought it. Later he pulled over and bought a dead monkey. I watched him inspecting the quality of its sad hands in the wing mirror. Close to the town of mila-mila the scene suddenly became one of grassy mounds, very spectacular. We waved goodbye to Mike and Joseph, and looked for onward transport to Pointe-noire – our planned ‘P’ – in this tiny junction town. It lay 181 kilometres away. The policeman who checked our passports told us it would be a ride of two hours, maybe three. It sounded easy, but the town was full of people huddled in bars looking slightly dusty – not a good sign. Their luggage – typically dotted with great branches of plantains – lay by the road with half-arsed plastic covers draped across it. It had obviously been there for some time.

‘How long have you been here?’ Seth asked a tired looking workman nursing a beer.

‘Since yesterday’ was the reply. It seemed like nobody in these bars was that set on actually reaching Pointe-Noire. They’d given up. There was no public transport – the only chance you had was hitching a lift in or on a lorry, and these guys had too much luggage to squeeze into a cabin. Someone knew someone who might be leaving for P-N that afternoon. The lorry depot was a kilometre away, they could give us a lift. We agreed. Mila-mila was too depressing to hang out in, and we told ourselves we weren’t queue jumping because nobody had seemed remotely animated to get up and go. It was a logging company, and our ride would be a huge lorry loaded down with huge tree trunks. A price was debated over and the driver readied the vehicle. We waited. And waited. A kitten fell asleep on Seth’s bag and we talked with a local nurse. Kids with mad hairdos ran around while women prepared pastry puff-puffs. Finally Seth said to me: ‘Why are you wearing your trousers around your neck?’

‘It’s been that kind of day,’ I said.

It was an hour and a half before we climbed up into the cabin and hit the jungle road. The excitement of leaving in the lorry wore thin when it became clear that it could travel no faster than a trotting warthog. It had severe problems with hills and even the smoothest parts of the rough jungle roads threw the driver into overly-cautious concentration. Bafflingly, other lorries with identical loads roared by and sped into the distance, leaving us in clouds of red dust. Moussa, the driver, was a good guy, but we worried – with all the scenic twists and turns in the road, we seemed to be covering no distance at all, and we were moving as fast as a drunken slug. Pushed to explain our situation, Moussa told us that while most other lorries had ten cylinders, we had eight. While they could race downhill in third gear, we had to do so in first. Hours past. Each time we hit a pothole, we flew out of our seats. Sunset approached. P-N was virtually no closer than it had been when we set out many hours before. Moussa pulled up beside a truckers stop next to the Mayoume Forest. It was a lovely area, where patches of dark green forest filled the clefts in the valley, but the idea of sleeping over in an all-male truck stop in the middle of the Congo worried me. Nobody had said anything about overnighting in the middle of nowhere. It felt like a curveball I wasn’t quite ready to catch. Moussa reassured me that there were women here, and as we walked into the fire lit compound, I was relieved to see one or two of them, their faces lit up orange. A simple wooden hut was available for us. It had a sand floor and we had goats for neighbours. You locked the door from the inside using two big sticks and the bed was a bamboo frame with a thin mattress. From the small supply shop we bought a drink for Moussa, and pilchards, beer and luncheon meat for ourselves, which we ate by the light of a kerosene lamp. (The pilchards were mine. Too many crunchy spines…)

At dawn, the three of us returned to the lorry. Surveying the huge load as the sun rose over it, it looked almost appealing. We drove ALL DAY. I thought several times about the policeman’s claim that it would take just two or three hours. There were times when the GPS thought we were actually getting further away from Pointe-Noire. For some reason it didn’t matter and we even laughed about it. Sometimes potholes almost sent the three of us through the roof. It was sunset when we reached the coastal city. The two hours had in fact been 26. There was a sense of awesome release on hopping into a taxi, but it was short lived. Seth and the driver conducted an animated conversation in French that did not sound at all promising. I kept hearing the words ‘train’, ‘ninjas’ and ‘probleme.’ The ninjas, I knew, were a militant group. We had already discovered the crazily bad roads in Southern Congo (deliberate neglect, we were told, a political statement from a government that looked north) and had been counting on riding the train east to the capital, Brazzaville, from where to cross into the DRC. If we couldn’t take the train, we were in trouble. I looked out of the window. Our guidebook called the city Congo’s answer to a beach resort, but we never saw the sea, and the streets were covered in grey sand. Alleyways were piled high with rubbish, and pubs had great paintings outside – gorillas, crocodiles, mirrors in the shape of the Eiffel tower. Trucks carrying soldiers with huge guns rumbled past. Our hotel was bustling with wealthy Africans, and the occasional Chinese visitor, here to see family working on the national highway or near the oil plants. The Simpsons was on TV in French. We took a room and Seth translated the conversation from the cab: the train is unsafe to travel on, as it passes through the dangerous Pool region before reaching Brazzavillle. In Pool, the police have to get off the train and the Ninjas get on to hassle the travellers a little. As foreigners with valuable gear, we’d almost certainly be robbed of everything we owned, should the militia feel that way inclined. As for our physical safety, it could not be guaranteed or guessed at.

‘Perhaps the driver was exaggerating’, said Seth, ‘a lady in the lobby said she might be able to arrange an armed guard for us…’

I was not feeling inspired by any of this. The next day we went to the train station and asked the situation. They confirmed that the ninjas did indeed take over the train at Pool, and that we would be likely targets. Sassou had only been re-elected a week ago and tensions were high in the country.

‘Maybe we could hire a 4 by 4,’ I suggested, though totally unconvinced, ‘there’s still the road.’

We asked our hotel manager about it. He said that to avoid the Pool region we would have to drive all the way up to north Congo then all the way down again; days…probably weeks… He held our shoulders.

‘You are young people, with long lives ahead. These people don’t value human life. They are bad, bad people – like animals.’ We knew we had to fly. Seth cursed our map, and then our chosen route through Gabon to Ngongo, but if fate puts a bunch of crazed rebels in your path, what can you do? The next day, when we flew to Brazzaville, President Sassou was flying to Pointe-Noire. Both airports were braced for him, the armed soldiers more serious looking than ever. Politics seemed to lace life in central Africa, even in the eyes of the fly-by traveller. The flight instilled in both of us a sense of numbness. We had travelled on public transport from Morocco to Congo, and now had to break our aeroplane virginity, against our wishes. It was only a domestic flight. This distance was just 350km. We didn’t have a choice but it felt like a failure at the time. In likeable Brazzaville, even after beer and Chinese food, I felt a bit broken. Part of me thought we may as well be done with it and fly to Johannesburg, and explore southern Africa from there. Why risk travel in the DRC and the uncertainty of trying for an Angolan visa, when we could just fly? In honesty, what I was experiencing was pure nerves. We planned to cross the Congo River to Kinshasa, DRC, the next morning. I’m not a brave person. It’s a common misconception that those who travel to unlikely places are. Like most people, I get a little high from risk taking when it works out, sure, but I don’t much trust that part of myself – it’s a bit tacky, like the cheap, brief thrill you get on a rollercoaster. I don’t travel to take risks or to boast of it; I travel because the world is amazing and I like to be as much in it as possible. In many ways I am still a total softy, and so that night, I didn’t sleep. I was awake all night – seriously – worrying about Kinshasa. We never wanted to have to fly at any point between Morocco and South Africa, but the unpredictable stability of certain African countries meant that we would probably have to at some point. We were lucky it was just a domestic flight, and it in no way tarnished the efforts we had made with public transport all the way down. The coward in me now wanted to fly to Joburg, to skip the DRC and the potential Angola hassle, and to find myself instantly in sunny South Africa. But at sunrise Seth woke up, and he’s braver than me. The wheels began to set in motion, towards the Congo River, where from the banks we could see, on the far side, the city skyline I had dreaded all night.

Central Africa Pictures, right up to Angola

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  • Mila Mila, Congo. Photograph by Seth Lazar -- www.sethlazar.com
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